"time is not money" "time is not money"
| Ashton Kutcher | ... | Jesse Montgomery III |
| Seann William Scott | ... | Chester Greenburg |
| Jennifer Garner | ... | Wanda |
| Marla Sokoloff | ... | Wilma |
| Kristy Swanson | ... | Christie Boner |
| David Herman | ... | Nelson |
| Hal Sparks | ... | Zoltan |
| Charlie O'Connell | ... | Tommy |
| John Toles-Bey | ... | Mr. Pizzacoli |
| Christian Middlelthon | ... | Nordic Dude #1 |
| David Bannick | ... | Nordic Dude #2 |
| Turtle Lini | ... | Jeff |
| Bob Clendenin | ... | Zarnoff |
| Mary Lynn Rajskub | ... | Zelmina |
| Kevin Christy | ... | Zellner |
